Someone asked for for a plain text version trying to meme me so I am making plain text and html exports available. I can do this because the blog is all a single org mode file which I can just export with this bash command provided things are installed and because git hooks are amazing. You also need a package called htmlize for emacs on melpa which was annoying to get working. PS: They are available at both http://renzix.com/blog.txt and http://renzix.com/blog.html respectively.
emacs --batch --eval "(require 'org)" --eval "(package-initialize)" blog.org -f org-ascii-export-to-ascii -f org-html-export-to-html